愚人节英文10篇

愚人节英文篇1

传统上来讲,愚人节这一天,人们可以相互搞恶作剧,骗人跑腿,欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的,但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Year's was celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st. When New Year's Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st in the mid-1560's by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April 1st and those people were called April Fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年,在法国。那时,当时法国新年是在3月25日,一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期,国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日,而还有一些人在4月1日过新年,这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如,说句“你鞋带开了!”),有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如,在愚人节那天,曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”,以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧,搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物,也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日,但是在这一天,每个人都要保持警醒,不然就要被人耍啦。

Each country celebrates April Fool's differently. In France, the April Fool's is called "April Fish" (Poisson d'Avril)。 The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends' backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson d'Avril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国,愚人节被称作“April Fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的:把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上,当有人发现的时候,他们就会喊:“Poisson d'Avril!”。

愚人节英文篇2

它可以在四月的愚人节是偏执狂。

"On April First it's OK to be suspicious about believing anything, too good to be true!" According to a psychologist who has researched past April Fools' Pranks.

“四月一日,你可以相信任何可疑的东西,真是太好了!”根据心理学家的研究过去的四月愚人节的恶作剧。

“Most of us have fun playing harmless April Fools' tricks on each other but some folks inflict cruel and unusual punishment on their friends when their prank gets out of control." says Robert R. Butterworth, Ph.D., who has developed a list of questions that should be asked before planning an April Fools' prank:

“我们最有乐趣在对方打无害的四月愚人节恶作剧但有些人施以残酷和不寻常的他们的朋友时,他们的恶作剧失控的惩罚。”罗伯特R.巴特沃斯,博士,谁开发了一系列的应规划一个四月愚人节恶作剧之前问的问题:

Could the prank cause undue anxiety when uncovered? . Could it be misinterpreted by others as a serious event? . Does it involve deceiving more than a few people? . Is an element of fear or risk involved? . If you were on the receiving end of the prank, would you be upset?

可以恶作剧引起过度焦虑的时候,发现了?它可能被误解的人。作为一个严重的事件?。它包括欺骗超过几人?。是恐惧或涉及的风险因素?。如果你在接收端的恶作剧,你会难过吗?

 

范文二

Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc. Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.

First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

范文三

april fools' day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france. in the 16 th century, people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1.

in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1(内容来自diyifanwen), so others called them april fools. each country celebrates april fools' day differently.

in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!” in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you.

in scotland, april fools' day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

 

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愚人节英文篇3

英语作文:April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fool's errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Year's was celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st. When New Year's Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st in the mid-1560's by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April 1st and those people were called April Fools.

Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

Each country celebrates April Fool's differently. In France, the April Fool's is called "April Fish" (Poisson d'Avril). The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends' backs and when some discovers a this trick, they yell "Poisson d'Avril!".

In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, April Fools Day is 48 hours long and you are called an "April Gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. The second day in Scotland's April Fool's is called Taily Day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. Taily Day's gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "Kick Me" sign.

英语作文:April Fool's Day

愚人节英文篇4

An unforgettable April Fool's Day

Growing up as a child, April Fools Day was the one holiday I never felt clever enough to take part in. I was creative enough to make a costume for Halloween, or bake a dozen heart-shaped cookies on Valentine's Day, but I never had any good ideas for playing pranks.

In elementary school, all my classmates would prepare a joke to play on April Fools Day. The joke was usually meant to be played on the teacher, and, for a week in advance, all the students would get together at lunch to plan out what the prank was going to be. This went on for years- since I went to a grade school with the same thirty students for all of primary school.

The ring leader of our class was a boy named Michael, and Michael always came up with the best pranks. When we were in the fourth grade he convinced us all to wear regular clothes instead of our school uniforms- even though we didn't have permission to. In the sixth grade, he got us all to agree to switch identities so that when the teacher called on me, I wouldn't answer for myself- instead another classmate would speak.

Our teachers always put up with our silly antics, even if they were childish. They always knew that Michael was in charge of our jokes as well, but they never punished him. They seemed to understand that as children we were entitled to a bit of fun, more-over that Michael got a lot of joy from organizing the whole thing and making us laugh with his crazy ideas.

In my final year of primary school Michael decided that for April Fools Day we needed to play our best prank yet. We all got together as a class- all fifteen boys and fifteen girls- and started spitting out ideas left and right. Michael really wanted it to be something no one at school would ever forget, so a lot of the ideas got rejected. No one questioned when Michael shot down an idea. He was the king of pranks, so we listened to all of his suggestions and criticisms.

I'd never really spoken up during this yearly ritual, but something in me wanted to be a part of it this year. It was my last year before high school was to begin and I wanted to think that in our final scam, I would be an integral part of the plan. I wanted to use my creativity for a change and make everybody laugh.

On the third day of our meetings, the whole class got together at lunch and sat in our usual spot underneath a row of trees next to the soccer field. Sandwiches and juice boxes in hand, people started to once again feed our ring-leader ideas- each of which he discarded. Finally, I decided that maybe my idea was good enough. I was pretty positive Michael wouldn't think it wise enough, but I figured it was worth a shot. Besides, after all those years of sitting quietly and agreeing to whatever it was he thought of, I really had nothing to lose. Even if my idea wasn't "funny enough" I figured everyone would be shocked that I even thought of something. That was reason enough for me to get up and give it a go.

Putting my lunch down, I stood up in front of my classmates and gave a suggestion. "Every year we play a prank here at the school. How about, this year, we don't. How about we play the prank from outside of school?" Michael chimed in, "How are we supposed to manage that? I don't think I follow."

"Well," I went on, "I suggest that we don't even show up for school. I think our whole class should be absent." Everybody stared at me in complete shock. An entire class of thirty students, being absent on the same day would be an absolute riot. Michael has a big grin on his face, but the other students had a lot of questions.

"How will we convince ALL our parents to let us stay home? The chances of each of us getting them to allow it are slim to none. If one person shows up because their parents force them to go, then the prank is ruined."

I could see my idea wasn't winning them over, but then Michael stepped in, "Hey, I think Raquel has a great idea! This could be the funniest thing we do. Raquel, I think you found a winner." As soon as Michael accepted my idea, slowly everyone else did too. I could see they thought it was funny, but they were just worried it wouldn't work.

April Fools day finally arrived and we set our plan into motion. The night before some students faked a stomach ache after dinner. Some of my classmates faked fevers that morning. One or two students actually had been sick and couldn't get out of bed. I told my parents that I had an awful headache and needed to stay home.

Knowing what day it was, my parents asked if I was joking. I told them, "Are you kidding? Today we were going to play the best prank ever on Mrs. Butler, and I am so mad I'm going to miss it! I really am feeling sick though, and I think its better I stay in. I wish I could be there, but I just feel terrible." My parents, knowing how our class was well known for its pranks, believed that I was sad about missing out and allowed me to stay in. Little did they know, this was the prank!

愚人节英文篇5

Put who as a "guinea pig", I thought, by the way, can monitor the little red, who called her usual gigged I always love to the teacher, today, hey hey, see I don't kill her. On the bus in the morning, I said to her: "hey! The teacher's message received yesterday?" "What message?" She asked me a face of innocence. Look at her like that, I feel very funny, but I bit his lip, fought back a smile. "Is, is the words to copy three times yesterday, should not you missed!" She listened, apparently was frightened, busy asked me: "how do I received, over over, this is Chinese teacher to give me a good criticism." I put his hand to her shoulder, and pretend to be poor, said: "alas, silently pray for you, hope the teacher will not split you."

To school, the first section is a language lesson, she clearly very afraid, far away I could see her thighs in trembling, I can not help but laughed, the class was over, she found that he had been tricked, busy running my to "kill" me, hee hee, okay I prescient - run! Run I also said: "today is April fool's day, it will not you don't know!" She stopped running, said: "why seemed to say, I just thought, was a fool!"

Hee hee, the April fool's day is really interesting today!

今天是4月1日愚人节,哈哈,往日我为了做一个诚实的孩子,就没说过谎话,今天,终于能大骗一场,当一回“江湖大骗”了。

先把谁当作“试验品”呢,我深思熟虑,对了,就班长小红吧,谁叫她平常总爱向老师打我小报告,今天,嘿嘿,看我不整死她。早上在校车上,我对她说:“喂!昨天老师的短信收到了没?”“什么短信啊?”她一脸无辜的问我。看她那样子,我感到非常好笑,但我咬住嘴唇,强忍住了笑。“就是,就是昨天词语还要抄三遍,该不会你没抄吧!”她听了,显然害怕极了,忙问我:“我怎么没收到,完了完了,这下语文老师要好好批评我一下了。”我把手搭到她肩上,假装可怜的说:“唉,默默地为你祈祷,希望老师不会劈了你。”

愚人节英文篇6

有趣的愚人节作文范文一愚人节那一天我并不知道是愚人节,结果我被别人骗了……

早晨,我一进校门就被同学捉弄了,她对我说:“你鞋带开了。”我一听就看看鞋,她说:“你上当了。”我一听那叫个气呀,可又没办法,今天是愚人节啊。

我看见了佳仪,就走了过去说:“你鞋带开了。”她一听和我刚来的时候一样,也看了看鞋子,我说:“你上当了。”她听了,说:“你……哼,我也一定会骗到你的。”下课了,佳仪走到我面前说:“嘿,铭萱,你后面有人。”我说:“少来,你骗不了我的。”她一看“奸计”没有得逞,就扫兴的走了。我同桌回来了,我说:“你死***叫你。”他听了我说的,就去找他死***了。他走了以后,我笑着想:你也不动脑子想想,今天是愚人节啊……

愚人节玩得真开心啊,希望下次也能玩得这么开心!

有趣的愚人节作文范文二时光飞逝,我已经是一名小学毕业生了。想起今年的愚人节,我就忍不住笑起来。

“今天是愚人节!”我刚来到教室,我的朋友吴雪便跑过来,“我们要不要捉弄一下其他同学?”

“啊?不行不行。你要捉弄你捉弄,我才不捉弄呢。”我一听,连忙摆手。“无趣。”吴雪说着便拿出一包“奥利奥”饼干,“这包饼干是牙膏馅的,还有一包芥末馅的。我一会就去捉弄捉弄其他同学。你可不准告密!”

“不会的!”我虽然觉得这样不太好,但还是觉得挺兴奋的。这时,吴雪又拿出了另一包饼干、一个小盒子和一张纸,把饼干装进小盒子,用纸包上,在纸上写:“生日快乐!”我明白了,这肯定是送给今天过生日的王同的。

王同进门来了。我的演技可是一流的,在那里“认真”读书,其实心里早已乐开了花。王同啊王同,我对不起你啊!这时,吴雪已经站起来:“王同,今天是你的生日,这是我给你的礼物,生日快乐!”

“谢谢。”王同笑着接过了礼物,回到座位上,笑着拆开,“啊,是‘奥利奥’饼干!谢谢你,吴雪!”王同说着便拿起一块“绿茶”饼干咬起来。“啊,好辣!”王同大叫起来,接着便跑去了洗手间。

从洗手间回来,王同在饼干里看见了一张纸条。打开一看,是吴雪的笔迹:愚人节快乐!我们大家都哈哈大笑:“王同,愚人节快乐!”

有趣的愚人节作文范文三今天是四月一日——愚人节。它让我想起了去年的今天,我的好朋友熊可文骗我说老师找我,害得我在班上出尽洋相。今天机会来了,我终于可以报一箭之仇了。

我正在座位上绞尽脑汁的想我的“妙计”,只见熊可文同学慌慌张张地从楼道跑进教室,气喘吁吁地大声喊道:“不好了,不好了,一会英语课要考试啦!”这喊声犹如一颗定时炸弹,教室里顿时炸开了锅,刚才还玩作一团的同学们都纷纷跑到熊可文的身边询问他怎么回事。我心中暗暗在想:哼,又在玩骗人的老把戏,我才不上当了。只听见熊可文说:“刚才我路过老师办公室,听见王老师对四(二)班的一个同学说一会要考英语,听到这个消息我就赶紧跑回来告诉大家啦。”同学们听了他的话都相信了,赶紧回到查字典座位上开始紧张地看书,准备迎接考试。我来到熊可文的身边,不屑地说:“你骗人的水平越来越高明了,瞧你装的还挺像的,不过这次我可不会再上你的当了。”“我没有骗人,我说的是事实,你不信就算了。”他生气地一说完就头也不抬继续看书,“哼,你就装吧,别人看不出来,我可是火眼金睛看出你的谎言。”说完话我又盯着他看了许久,发现他根本没理我,依旧很认真地看书,“难道是我错了,他说的是真的。”这时另一个声音在我的脑海里响起:“不要相信他,难道你又想上当了?”可万一他说的是真的……反正多看书也不是什么坏事。于是我打定主意也回到座位上开始看书。

愚人节英文篇7

爱子留学英国,明星老爸陷入“亲情空巢”

2010年9月,陈佩斯与王燕玲的独生儿子陈大愚远赴英国留学。陈佩斯兴冲冲地开车将儿子送往机场,儿子拎着行李箱过安检时,他还风趣地和儿子开玩笑:“见了那边的金发美女,可别把老爸老妈给忘了!”陈大愚冲他扮个鬼脸说:“那可不一定。”父子俩哈哈直乐。

陈大愚一走,原本稳固的三口之家一下子变成了陈佩斯与王燕玲的二人世界。傍晚,夫妇俩返回家中,家里黑灯瞎火,静得可怕。陈佩斯打开灯,默默走进儿子房间,闻了闻儿子的枕巾、床单,摸了摸儿子挂在墙上的吉他,不知不觉中眼里有了泪水。王燕玲来到他身边,一声叹息:“我心里也不好受。”陈佩斯说:“以前儿子抱着吉他在家里扯着嗓子吼《台》,我嫌他吵,现在他突然一走,我还真不适应。”王燕玲安慰道:“孩子大了,总得远走高飞寻找自己的世界,不可能一辈子生活在我们的庇护下。”

陈佩斯何尝不明白这个道理?可他心里还是忍不住惦念儿子。儿子虽然已经18岁,但在他眼里依然是个孩子,况且他从小到大一直没离开过父母,能适应英国的生活吗?英语跟得上吗?吃得惯西餐吗?当地孩子会不会歧视他?种种担忧很快在陈佩斯心头拧成了疙瘩,他吃不好睡不香,整天焦躁不安,像很多孩子赴海外留学的家长一样陷入了“亲情空巢”的泥淖。因为这个原因,在排演话剧《蝙蝠》时,他甚至经常把台词说错。

北京与伦敦有8小时的时差。北京凌晨1点,正是陈大愚下午5点放学的时候。陈佩斯特意在床头柜上放一个定时闹钟,只要铃声一响,他迅速起床,睁着惺忪睡眼给儿子打电话,问儿子中午吃的什么,上了几节课,平时都与哪些同学玩;叮嘱儿子刻苦学习,不要乱花钱。刚开始,陈大愚还耐心回答父亲,次数一多他就不耐烦了:“爸,我都大一学生了,您别把我当小孩儿,每天都问同样的问题,烦不烦哪?”陈佩斯讨好地说:“爸这不是担心你嘛!”

陈大愚频繁接到父亲的电话,他的室友很快都熟知了陈佩斯的电话内容。每次手机一响,他们就模仿陈佩斯的语调说:“儿子,中午吃的什么,上了几节课?多与同学交往,不要乱花钱。”陈大愚自我解嘲:“我爸这是爱的呼唤。”内心却对父亲的电话日益抵触。一天傍晚,陈大愚与几个同学在学校湖边喂天鹅,这时陈佩斯的电话来了,陈大愚烦透了,将手机调成了静音状态,往包里一塞没有接。

晚饭后,陈大愚才想起给父亲回电话。陈佩斯急疯了:“你怎么不接电话?没什么事吧?我和你妈差点报警。”陈大愚打断父亲:“我能有什么事?爸,您三更半夜爬起来打电话,我真不忍心。您别打这么频繁好吗?咱们一个星期通一次话就行了。”陈佩斯与儿子讨价还价:“一个星期太久,咱们还是三天通一次电话吧!”此时的陈大愚还不知道,他已经成了爸爸最主要的精神寄托,他的喜怒哀乐决定着爸爸的喜怒哀乐。

陈大愚就读的是英国曼彻斯特大学。自从儿子走后,陈佩斯就格外关注那边的天气情况及社会新闻。2011年1月13日深夜,陈佩斯在网上看到一条新闻:一名在伦敦留学的香港孩子,夜里10点从酒吧回家,被两个劫匪杀害。陈佩斯心惊肉跳,连忙叫来妻子,焦虑地说:“大愚一个人在那边我不放心,有亲人在身边守着我才踏实。”王燕玲也放心不下儿子,夫妻俩商量后决定,由王燕玲赴伦敦陪读。

春节过后,陈佩斯夫妇赶赴伦敦。他向儿子说明来意:“为安全起见,你妈从今往后给你陪读。”陈大愚坚决反对:“你们在网上看到的血案只是特例。再说我都19岁了,完全能***生活。”陈佩斯却说:“如果你想让我晚上睡安稳觉,就同意妈妈留在这边。”陈大愚只好无奈答应。

陈佩斯租好公寓,将母子俩安顿好,就匆忙返回了北京。王燕玲还沿袭在北京的管理模式,要求儿子放学按时回家,晚半个小时回来就得说清原因。她不赞成儿子随便去同学家里串门,不许儿子泡吧、跳舞、喝酒,不准儿子穿奇装异服。陈大愚简直要窒息,对妈妈的专制非常反感,母子俩经常因一些小事发生摩擦。熬到5月中旬,陈大愚终于向母亲下了最后通牒:“如果您不回北京,我就退学。”王燕玲只得难过地回国。

得知情况,陈佩斯打电话狠狠训儿子:“你太不懂事了,一点也不体谅父母的苦心。”没想到,陈大愚生硬地挂断了电话。陈佩斯心里无比纠结。

父子关系恶化,焦虑症袭击明星老爸

王燕玲劝丈夫:“陪读儿子烦,打电话他不接,你还是给他写信吧,发电子邮件。”陈佩斯觉得妻子的建议切实可行,于是开始在网上给儿子写信:“宝贝儿子,儿行千里母担忧,我这个做爸爸的又何尝不是如此?别嫌爸爸琐碎唠叨,你虽已成年,但在父母眼里还是孩子,我和你妈放心不下你。你可以不理解,但不能阻止我和妈妈的关心……等你到了爸爸这个年龄,就能体会我的苦心了。”写着写着,陈佩斯被自己感动了,泪水流了下来。仅仅半个月,陈佩斯就给儿子写了4封电子邮件,然而,陈大愚只回了一封,且不超过100字。陈佩斯怅然若失。

2011年7月,学校放暑假,陈佩斯要求儿子回国度假。陈大愚不想回父母身边,借口帮导师做课题,滞留学校不归。年底,一年一度的圣诞节来临,陈大愚迎来了半个月的长假。他在电话里告诉陈佩斯:“爸,圣诞节这边机票不打折,往返一趟不划算,我就不回北京了。您和妈妈给我寄点好吃的过来。”陈佩斯已近一年没见儿子了,经不住“亲情空巢”的煎熬,决定去伦敦陪儿子。夫妇俩压缩自己的行李,给儿子带了果脯、松子、杏仁等一行李箱礼物。

12月24日平安夜,陈佩斯夫妇陪儿子在酒店吃了一顿丰盛的团圆饭。酒足饭饱,一家三口返回宾馆,陈大愚打着饱嗝儿对父母说:“爸、妈,我和同学们约好了狂欢、装扮圣诞树,你们在宾馆看电视吧!”没等两人表态,他拿起帽子围巾就出了门。陈佩斯原计划带妻儿去伦敦国家大剧院看歌剧,儿子与同学们玩去了,他自然也没了心情。夫妻俩闷在宾馆里等儿子回来。可直到凌晨两点,也没盼来儿子的身影。陈佩斯困得撑不住,倒在床上睡着了。

在随后整整一个星期的时间里,儿子和他们相处的时间不足两天。回北京的航班上,陈佩斯沉重地对王燕玲说:“大愚变化太大了,我觉得他现在对我们有些冷漠。以前在北京他可不是这样。唉,我真接受不了他这种变化!”王燕玲感同身受,心情也很不好。

再说陈大愚,置身原汁原味的西方教育环境,学业非常优秀。他能用流利的英语辩论、演讲,看得懂英文原版电影,能用英文写信;他一改曾经的腼腆内向,变得活泼健谈,***性很强,越来越注重自我内心的感受。与此同时,他的思维方式和价值观也悄然改变――那种浓郁的中国式亲情在他心中渐渐淡化,他成了所谓的黄皮其外、白瓤其内的“香蕉人”。

2012年6月26日,陈佩斯的父亲、一代表演艺术家陈强因脑梗不幸辞世,陈佩斯悲痛万分。这时陈大愚马上就要放暑假了,陈佩斯一个电话将儿子召回国,让陈大愚见了爷爷最后一面。陈强的老伴李玉洁因悲痛过度病倒了,陈佩斯将母亲送往医院***。白天他与王燕玲去公司上班,便叮嘱儿子在医院照顾奶奶。

一个人守着80岁出头的奶奶,陈大愚觉得很无聊。待奶奶服药睡觉后,他悄悄跑到医院附近的网吧玩网游。一天,陈佩斯突然接到护士的电话:“陈老师,李老要喝水,病房里怎么没一个家属?”陈佩斯连忙拨打儿子电话,这才得知陈大愚抛下奶奶去网吧的事。陈佩斯早就憋了一肚子火,此事成了他发泄郁闷的突破口。回到家,他狠狠教训儿子:“怎么出去留学一年多,你越来越不懂事了?瞧你这不负责任的冷漠劲儿,哪像陈家的子孙?”陈大愚针锋相对:“爸,别随意上纲上线,我都20岁了,少拿您那套思维模式束缚我。”父子俩你一句我一句,互不相让。王燕玲赶紧将儿子拉进书房,才避免争吵升级。

因心存不满,陈佩斯动不动就训儿子,陈大愚烦透了。暑假还没过完,他就提前返回了伦敦。此后,陈大愚很少主动与父亲联系,电话或电子邮件他也消极应付,父子之间有了鸿沟。陈佩斯焦躁不安,睡眠质量和胃口都很差,经常感觉浑身乏力,有了焦虑症的明显反应。

2012年10月中旬的一天,王燕玲在电话里将陈佩斯的症状告诉了儿子:“以前你爸吃得香睡得着,整天乐呵呵的,自从你去英国留学后,他变化很大。孩子,这与你有很大关系。”父子连心,陈大愚落泪了,对父亲的隔阂、怨恨瞬间烟消云散,可他不知道如何与父亲沟通。

11月23日,陈佩斯应邀出席北京一家留学中介组织的家长座谈会。与会的200多位家长,说起远在海外留学的儿女,个个都有一肚子苦水。陈佩斯也向专家坦陈了自己的烦恼和困惑……

亲情是剂良药,走过“亲情空巢”与儿子共成长

专家设身处地地为陈佩斯分析:“面对这种‘亲情空巢’,你若把自己的喜怒哀乐全寄托在孩子身上,既会给自己也会给孩子带来伤害。世界上大多数的爱都是为了团聚,但有一种爱是为了分离,那就是父母对儿女的爱。儿女大了,总要离开父母***生活,做父母的要放手让子女成长。”一番话引起了陈佩斯的共鸣。针对陈大愚身上出现的问题,专家给陈佩斯支招:“对儿子的学业优秀和个性***,你要给予充分肯定;他淡化亲情,你要说服引导,给他纠偏。”陈佩斯豁然开朗。

2013年元旦,陈佩斯飞赴伦敦与儿子团聚。一见面,他向儿子提了个要求:“大愚,陪爸爸看一场英文原版电影好吗?”陈大愚一脸疑惑:“爸,您能看得懂吗?”陈佩斯一拍儿子的肩说:“咱不是有个英语顶呱呱的儿子嘛!”陈大愚也想在父亲面前“秀”一下,便陪父亲在网上观看原汁原味的英国影片《伦敦上空的鹰》。陈佩斯一句英文对白也听不懂,陈大愚就耐心为父亲同声翻译。电影结束,陈佩斯向儿子竖起大拇指说:“你英文不是一般棒,而是相当棒。爸为你骄傲。”陈大愚一听一脸得意。

紧接着,陈佩斯向儿子表达歉意:“对不起,以前爸没有考虑你的感受,频繁给你打电话发电邮,向你提各种要求,动不动对你发脾气,给你带来了压力、烦恼,以后爸会改变。”陈大愚显然受到感动,眼里泪光点点,说:“爸,我做得很欠缺,您和妈所做的一切都是出于一个‘爱’字。这段时间我一直在想,其实我一个电话或一条短信,就能缓解您的焦虑和担心。”陈佩斯听了心里一阵温暖,突然觉得儿子本质上其实并没有变。

返回北京,陈佩斯不再将喜怒哀乐全寄托在儿子身上,开始打造理性顺畅的父子关系。他潜心经营自己创办的大道文化公司,与同行组织“北京喜剧艺术节”;带领团队赴全国各地巡演话剧《亲戚朋友好算账》……紧张忙碌的生活,大大缓解了他的焦虑症状。

与此同时,陈大愚也在悄悄改变自己。每隔两三天,他会抽10分钟时间“给”父母,或打电话,或写电子邮件,向父母汇报自己的情况。他知道回馈父母的最好方式,就是全方位提升自己,做一名优秀出色的留学生。他参加学校网球、动漫等多个兴趣小组;购买当地的年轻人火车卡,组织同学们去周边国家参观旅游。每次他都提前设计路线,采购食品,安排住宿。2013年4月,他开始每个星期在冰激凌店打工5个小时,既减轻了父母的负担,又锻炼了自己的社会实践能力。

6月初,陈大愚组织几位华人留学生,编辑出版了《伦敦人看中国》一书,在学校引起轰动。他将第一本书郑重签上自己的名字,快递给陈佩斯。儿子的点点变化与进步,让陈佩斯喜在心头……

称道儿子优秀的同时,陈佩斯还努力引导儿子注重亲情,懂得感恩,绝不让他蜕变为冷漠的“香蕉人”。他经常在电话里告诫儿子:“你是爷爷奶奶一手带大的,爷爷走后奶奶心情不好,你多给她打电话。”陈佩斯还将儿子小时候奶奶给他洗澡、抱着他买冰糖葫芦、守着他打点滴的照片打包发送给他。

看着一幅幅熟悉温馨的画面,想想白发苍苍的奶奶,陈大愚心中奔涌着回馈的冲动。每隔两天,他主动给奶奶打电话;老人耳朵背听不清,陈大愚就放慢语速,提高声音说话。每次回北京,陈大愚还用勤工俭学的钱回馈亲人。他给奶奶买帽子和围巾,送给爸爸一个假发头套,送给妈妈的是一套保暖内衣。为了调剂家人胃口,陈大愚从超市买来奶酪、培根、芝麻、西红柿,亲自下厨给家人烤香喷喷的比萨。

愚人节英文篇8

刚走进教室,便有位同学对我说:”你的鞋带掉了“。我正想低头绑鞋带,却看到那位同学嘴角勾起,露出了个奸诈的笑,眼神里有种恶作剧即将成功的欣喜。我不禁一愣,脑海里的记事本跳了出来:2016年4月1日,今天有位同学要我绑鞋带......

突然,灵光一闪,我瞬间抓住了”4月1日“这个敏感词。嘿嘿!4月1日是愚人节,这种小伎俩想整到我,门都没!于是,我使出常用的整人方法,对他说:”哎呀!先别管什么鞋带不鞋带的了,语文老师让我叫你去办公室背书!“我依仗语文课代表这个称号,编出了这个谎言。果然,这位同学慌慌张张地往办公室跑去。唉,看来老师的威力足以让他忘记今天是愚人节,也足以让他忘记现在那么早,老师还没来......看着他跑出教室的背影,我坏笑的说了一句:”愚人节快乐“。

下课期间,大家都在整人,而整人的语句无非就是那些”你钱掉了“”你头发上有纸屑“”啊啊啊,你身上有虫子“之类的。而来整我的人都反过来被我整了,看着他们那一张张挫败的脸,我心里浮出了成就感,自恋的想着:哈哈,我不愧是整人大王!

若单单只有同学们在过这个愚人节,那就不免有些单调了。一向与我们这帮熊孩子玩得最开的英语老师也加入了整人游戏当中。英语课上,她对我们说:”这节课我们考试!“但是全班三分之二的同学都说:”老师,你不会是在骗我们吧,今天可是愚人节。“而我也是这么想的,但心里总有些空缺:愚人节不就是愚人的节日嘛?那些聪明人跑来捣蛋,那可就不好玩啦!偶尔当个愚人也是不错的嘛,最重要的是开心啊!所以我大声说:”老师啊,不要考试啊,你看我都快哭了,能不能不考试啊......“我准确的抓住了老师脸上的表情,那可不是考试时考官该有的表情啊!

果真,我们被骗了,但是我们被骗得心甘情愿。接下来,老师做出了解释并且为了奖励我们班月考拿下了第一,便说要给我们看一节课的电影。同学们立马欢呼起来,但又马上安静下来,生怕老师反悔不让看了。

愚人节英文篇9

愚人节快乐今天,我打开日历,看见是愚人节,我高兴的一蹦三尺高,因为每当过愚人节都有许多有趣的,令人回忆的事。早上,我吃过早饭来到学校,刚走进教室,杨瑞琪就突然从讲台下跳出来,下的我魂飞魄散,这是,杨瑞琪大声叫道:“不好啦!褚光宗,你……你头上有一只大蜘蛛,正……。”没等他说完,我马上用手使劲去打,“哎呀!好痛。”我大喊一声。杨瑞琪笑着说:“愚人节快乐。”我听后也笑了起来。上语文课时,“话巴大王”赵一丁对老师说:“老师快看天上有个UFO。”老师听后马上出去,赵一丁说:“愚人节快乐。”全班同学哄堂大笑,老师也笑了起来。下课时同学们都在耍弄别人,搞得班里“鸡飞狗跳”。中午,王春晓对大家说:“今天下午考试,大家快复习。”大家都以为是开玩笑,都没有复习,结果居然真考试,弄得大家措手不及。唉!都是愚人节搞得。下午,英语课上老师对我们说:“同学们,我明天就不教你们了,这是最后一节课,希望同学们认真听讲。”这时,全班同学议论纷纷,最后王春晓说:“老师你说的是真是假呀?”我们几个也问了一遍,可老师却说:“真的,校长说的。”一听这话同学们个个愁眉苦脸,垂头丧气,就像撒了气的气球,一点也不开心,有的同学甚至都哭了,这一节课学得内容我们根本没有听进去。下课了,同学们大喊大叫,:“老师,你别走,别走。”“别喊了,天下没有不散的宴席,男儿有泪不轻弹。今后我们一定要好好学习,用优异的成绩报答我们的英语老师。”我大声说。一会儿老师又来了,说:“别哭了,新老师会更好的。”同学们一听又大声哭起来,老师准备走是,几个同学把门关上,不让老师走,老师见同学们这样的表情微微一笑说:“HappyAprilFool‘sDay!(愚人节快乐)”同学们立刻阴转晴,个个高兴得不得了。老师告诉我们这种事是每个人都会接触的,但我们这个班不同,都十分重情意,所以同学们都哭了起来。愚人节,一个多么有趣的节日呀!里面有着酸甜苦辣咸的事不时让我们回忆起来。

愚人节英文篇10

愚人节怎么和自己的暗恋对象告白呢

表白可以通过各种方式,如当面表达,写情书,打电话,网络即时通讯,送礼物如送花等。

由于愚人节这天很多人都会开玩笑,所以被表白的人往往会怀疑对方的表白是真心的吗?

愚人节表白是真心的吗?对于愚人节表白是否真心这个问题,其实是因人而异的。

有的人在愚人节表白确实是真心的,也有的人在愚人节表白纯属开玩笑,还有一部分人是真假参半的。

有很多人在平时不敢向暗恋的对象表白,于是就选在了愚人节这个特殊的日子里,如果对方答应了就更好。

如果被拒绝了也可以说自己其实是开玩笑的,这样双方都不会尴尬。

愚人节表白合适吗

可以表白。但是一定要把握好度并且一定要真诚度100%。

表白的根本目的是为了可以成功,被接受。那么我们首先就需要站在对方的立场上想想怎样的情况下他才更容易接受。

很多人都说愚人节适合表白的理由是:失败了可以当做玩笑。

其实这完全是站在自己立场,给自己找台阶。如果站在对方的立场来看:

我要是答应了,而对方说是玩笑,那岂不是太丢人了,所以绝对是不能答应的。

愚人节如何表白

1、可以通过短信微信QQ等通讯工具发消息,说我喜欢你很久了,不知道你给不给我这个机会。

然后看对方是什么反应,如果对方也喜欢你的话,那么她就会说她也喜欢你之类的话,你就表白成功了。

如果对方说你神经病之类骂人的话,你可以再说我是认真的啊,接着对方还是没有同意的话,你可以再说我开玩笑的,今天愚人节逗你玩之类的话给对方台阶下。

2、可以直接约对方出来玩,然后很认真的跟对方说:

我跟你说个事,一直想说很久了也不敢告诉你,但是今天必须告诉你,我喜欢你。

接着看对方怎么接话,尤其注意对方的深情动作。如果她不说话,或者只是笑笑,那么你可以乘机抱住对方,吻对方,告白成功。

如果对方很认真的说我们是不可能的,那你就说跟你开玩笑的,今天是愚人节,愚人节快乐消除尴尬。

3、可以玩神秘告白,先用快递寄一个礼物给对方。

然后在愚人节这一天约对方出来玩,说知道是谁送它的礼物,而且知道这个人喜欢你好久了。

这个时候人都是有好奇心的,看对方什么语气,如果对方一点都不在意,你就直接说是你,只是今天愚人节跟你开个玩笑。

如果对方说肯定是你,那你就可以抱住对方说喜欢你这个笨蛋很久了,因为她心里有数还跟你出来,表示已经接纳了你了。

4月1日愚人节的意义

愚人节也称万愚节,英文为April Fool's Day。

是西方也是美国民间传统节日,节期在每年四月一日。愚人节已出现了几百年,对于它的起源众说纷纭。

一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的“诠俚节”。该节规定,每年三月三十一日的节日这天,不分男女老幼,可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。

愚人节已经发展成为一个国际性节日,差不多在整个欧洲和北美都流行。

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